i had the funniest fucking dream i was hanging out with michael jackson and someone asked him what his pronouns were and he said “he/hee!” and i woke up crying
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just here to ruin your day and tell you that in about two weeks Tik Tok by Kesha is 10 years old
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🥜 NO 🥜 NUT 🥜 NOVEMBER 🥜
reblog if ur a cryptid gen z-millennial like me (born between 1994-2003)
there r millions of people who fall under this category what does this mean
generational divides are largely nonsensical
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some info on bees and wasps
I’ve been stung by a carpenter bee. They’re usually pretty chill.
And dirt daubers are bros.
It’s true you can pet Bumblebees
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dumb
If i ever space out just know that this is what’s on my mind
The further they get the more I trust him
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rip
#i cant believe oprah just changed math forever and theres nothing we can do about it
I always ugly laugh when this pops back up on my dash
Nothing but respect for my president
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pebble: finally… after 6 million long years I have finally washed up on shore. no longer am I a slave to the tides, no long-
me [picking up pebble and chucking it into the ocean]: haha sploosh
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my body: blease…. i beg ofyou,,,,, give me vegetal
me, shoveling handfuls of macaroni and cheese into my mouth:
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is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing
no its called highjacking
guys no it’s weedwhacking
no its called dissapointing ur mother
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