woegarden:

i had the funniest fucking dream i was hanging out with michael jackson and someone asked him what his pronouns were and he said “he/hee!” and i woke up crying

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covergay:

joshpeck:

just here to ruin your day and tell you that in about two weeks Tik Tok by Kesha is 10 years old

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papa-manatee:

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30-minute-memes:

🥜 NO 🥜 NUT 🥜 NOVEMBER 🥜

marsixm:

beverlyroadgoose:

wixley-kryptonese:

reblog if ur a cryptid gen z-millennial like me (born between 1994-2003)

there r millions of people who fall under this category what does this mean

generational divides are largely nonsensical

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midcub:

blitzkriegfritz:

coolmanfromthepast:

i-have-no-gender-only-rage:

some info on bees and wasps 

I’ve been stung by a carpenter bee.  They’re usually pretty chill.

And dirt daubers are bros.  

It’s true you can pet Bumblebees

Originally posted by shadeykris

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moria-lothlorien:

gayaergia:

drawingguitarist:

dumb

If i ever space out just know that this is what’s on my mind

The further they get the more I trust him

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gamestressor:

tomatomagica:

[original post]

This is exactly what I expected it to be

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lilpoundkak:

rip

loueejii:

the-loved:

certifiedbottom:

#i cant believe oprah just changed math forever and theres nothing we can do about it

I always ugly laugh when this pops back up on my dash

Nothing but respect for my president

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sodomymcscurvylegs:

renkenber:

@toruhagakuree

I’m both of these people.

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fartgallery:

pebble: finally… after 6 million long years I have finally washed up on shore. no longer am I a slave to the tides, no long-

me [picking up pebble and chucking it into the ocean]: haha sploosh

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avantgaye:

my body: blease…. i beg ofyou,,,,, give me vegetal

me, shoveling handfuls of macaroni and cheese into my mouth:

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deathpup:

shrexything:

babyferaligator:

oomshi:

is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing 

no its called highjacking

guys no it’s weedwhacking

no its called dissapointing ur mother

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